(also NOT what you think it is when you order this for delivery) If you’re in Dallas? – NEVER order the “turkey chili” …ĭon’t ever get “clam chowder” delivered in Chicago … “tipping”, in food delivery slang, means sticking your penis into the food prior to delivery …ĭo you know what “thousand island dressing” is? When it comes to delivery food, the key word “organic” does not mean what you think it means … Moral of the story? – if “fusion” is in the name of the restaurant? – don’t … don’t ever.ĭo not get “chicken salad” delivered in Seattle … His hands were shaking, and clearly there was dried semen on the top of the delivery box … His eyes glowed blue, I knew he was dosing that new street drug, S’klink … It was some scrombo freak from the Central District, he’d missed his audition for a Macklemore video shoot …. They showed up 3 hours late and demanded a tip … 20 bucks. I ordered this chicken fried rice once from one of these “fusion” Asian places in Little Saigon (Seattle).
They asked about my email … and the name or wording … this could be bad.īut if you ask me, the principle op city for the CIA has been VEGAS for a LONG LONG TIME.
